Pet Peeve Time!

So, I have been trying to date. I am fairly pretty and thin and intelligent and well spoken. Men hit on me all the time. I hate it. Who cares what I look like? I mean really? In a relationship it doesn't matter what a person looks like if you can't stand to spend time with them. Anyhow, I had been on a million first dates and only one second date. More than I hate being judged by my appearance I really hate it when men try to talk themselves up sexually. So, I am going to give some great relationship advice for men:
Do
Not
Tell
Women
How
Much
You
Love
To
Eat
Pussy
.
.
.
Ever.
Not on a first date, not on a second date. Not on any date that precedes intercourse. The only time it is ok is after performing the act. You can say something like "God, I really love the [taste][smell][feel] of your [insert word for vagina here]. Don't tell a women you want to date or even just fuck how much you like to please a woman. Don't brag about your sexual abilities. Don't say that you never leave a woman dissatisfied. There are a few ways to hint at your sexual abilities in a sly and quietly confident, sexy manner, but just coming right out and laying it all on the table... not sexy.

You're welcome.